cottage cheese sperm
cottage cheese sperm by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024
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Juicy Cottage Cheese
Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
Juicy Cottage Cheese by ABurgesss January 2, 2013
Pink Cottage Cheese
Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.
"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."
Pink Cottage Cheese by SconnieJoe January 25, 2016
The Cottage Cheese Sandwich
When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.
My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.
The Cottage Cheese Sandwich by TheRealFuknCarl December 31, 2018
salty cottage cheese
Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.
Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
salty cottage cheese by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016
Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese
a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese by Bob1984 July 25, 2010
penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)
penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) by big shaft October 23, 2019