Definitions by SconnieJoe

Ebenezer Scrooged

The act of handcuffing your partner's feet and wrists to a metal bed frame and putting ear muffs on to deaden the noise from the metal on metal.

I totally Ebenezer Scrooged this chick after she told me to tie her down. She said her ears were ringing afterward!

Ebenezer Scrooged by SconnieJoe January 29, 2024

Dinoclit 

Similar to the elusive Unicorn, the dinoclit is rarely seen by men as well as women; a truly amazing experience to behold. The dinoclit is generally larger than most and some say it's like a tiny cock.

I hooked up with this chick the other night and when I reached down there, I was greeted by her Dinoclit.

Dinoclit by SconnieJoe June 20, 2016

Pink Cottage Cheese

Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.

"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."

Pink Cottage Cheese by SconnieJoe January 25, 2016