Buying a Toyota

To kill a person or a group of people. In reference to the 2010 malfunctions with Toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). The logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a Toyota and it would take care of the problem.

Buying a Toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. This saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.

1.Thug 1: Man they say that Amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
Thug 2: Yeah I heard. Don't worry I'm gonna buy the bitch a Toyota and everything is gonna be cool.

2. Carol: Girl, I'm so tired of my husband; he's so boring.

Anne: Why don't you leave him?

Carol: Because we live off of his inheritance.

Anne: Well you could always buy him a Toyota.

Carol: Now there's an idea!

3. Terrence: Mark, what are you going to do about Jeffery threatening your life.

Mark: I'm in the process of buying a Toyota for that dude right now.

Buying a Toyota by HoodGood GL February 10, 2010

carded for buying a pacifier 

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.

Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

carded for buying a pacifier by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

buying water 

Putting random coins into a fountain and wishing, although knowing they will not come true.

Kid 1: "What are you doing, wishing?"
Guy 2: "No! I am just buying water!"

buying water by Seshie March 11, 2009

Buying ladders

When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways

Dude your relationship is over stop Buying ladders and move on

Buying ladders by Rustybeartrap April 24, 2011

Buying the mustard

After giving someone a blowjob, the 'blower' swallows the 'blowee's' love juice.

"Geez Bob, have you been drinking pineapple juice? I had no issues buying the mustard tonight!"

Buying the mustard by Kraner October 27, 2005

Buying a Vacation

To do something purposely to get a suspension from school.

I told the principal to felch me. thus buying a vacation

Buying a Vacation by lookalike December 17, 2005

Buying a vowel 

1. A contestant on Wheel of Fortune requesting to buy a vowel

2. Requesting to see a girl's or guy's o-face

3. Getting head

Nick and Alyssa came out of the room and claimed they had only been watching Wheel of Fortune, but everyone thought Nick was buying a vowel from Alyssa.

Buying a vowel by Ceejers April 26, 2008