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Tardigrade 

Water-dwelling micro-animal with eight legs.
Quite possibly the toughest animal in nature.
1: Tardigrades can survive 10 years without drinking water.
2: Tardigrades can survive in outer space.
Tardigrade by Redtail September 11, 2014

Tooth Tarnishing Twat 

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"
a supposed artist who sounds like a retard everytime that she opens up her mouth
person 1: have you heard the new Cardi B track it's fire?

person 2: I don't listen to that talentless tardi b trash.. gtfo of here with that shit.
Tardi B by politicallyincorrect7190 February 1, 2019

OU tards 

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.
These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.
OU tards by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

tardsome 

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.
tardsome by benth September 26, 2008

flash tards 

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.
The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.
flash tards by wjc December 31, 2011