rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.

The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.

rubber tuba by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015

Rubbersatomniopath 

(Ruh-bur-suh-toh-m-nee-oh-path)

When you are addicted to having too much to drink at a pub/getting high/being an idiot, and everything feels like rubber. You are rubber, the world is rubber, god is rubber.

Person: Did you know Leah is a Rubbersatomniopath? She was running around last night yelling, "everything is rubber!"

Rubbersatomniopath by LatteTheLatte January 31, 2021

busted rubber band 

The meaning of which your asshole is stretched too far and is beyond repair and is busted!

I went to fart but shit my pants by accident due to my busted rubber band.

busted rubber band by sal45877 July 15, 2014

Ruben 

Ruben is a closed book at the beginning but after you get to know him you can never close that book again, just don’t joke around about serious stuff then he won’t talk to you until you explain what u meant in the joke. Rubens are great listeners and love his sleep. They can talk about how amazing the world is and then he’ll turn back to the funny guy he was before and it will always freak you out. He loves all his friends and is very protective about the friendships he has especially with his female friends, he’s very protective of them and gets annoyed when people suspect them to be dating. So if you have a Ruben, what ever u do don’t let him go and be honest and proud to have him because he’s the best thing in your life.

Person 1: hey Lola some people where saying that you like Ruben?

Lola: umm...... well
Ruben: well that’s wrong because it’s not anyone’s problem to know who Lola likes so who ever told you that is lying and don’t go spreading more shit about it okay.
Person 1: okay I won’t

Lola: thank you for telling me, Ruben let’s go

Ruben: okay fine

Ruben by I got the real urban boys October 28, 2019

Big Rubbery One 

Slang. Refers to the flaccid state of the penis after experiencing something that causes one to become unaroused.

"Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one, if you know what I mean."

Big Rubbery One by monobrau May 1, 2008

Rubberband Bank 

Rubberband Bank is a fat knot of money that is so big that u need a lot of rubber bands to keep it together.

My Rubberband Bank is breaking I need some more rubberbands.

Rubberband Bank by Dat Dude From Da East Side November 10, 2008

rubber diaper 

Anyone familiar with cloth diapering has most likely heard the term "rubber diaper", or "rubber diapers" before. It's slang for rubber pants. Children are famous for calling rubber pants "rubber diapers", as one of my daughters did.

Mrs. Smith was in changing diapers on the baby and called out to Mrs. Jones to bring her in two diapers, and a rubber diaper.

rubber diaper by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 6, 2006