mostdopegoat 

incredibly fine young individual who has the best music taste of all time, currently dating singer songwriter taylor swift

mostdopegoat is the best person to ever exist

mostdopegoat by mostdopegoat June 26, 2021

Rowdy Moses

Having rough sex with a girl on her period. As if you are parting the red sea.

Debbie: Did you guys get it on after the movie last night?
Samantha: Yeah, I'm on my period but he gave me a Rowdy Moses.

Rowdy Moses by Jarbs December 22, 2012

Moser 

1) Direct decendants from the line of Eld. The last bloodline to survive from the long ago Gunslingers(the keepers of peace, the protectors, earth guardians). Some say St. Michael himself requested these souls to help lead God's army, but God blessed mortal man by turning them into human form (if one could call any Moser a mere "human"). As of today, there are four Moser males from the REAL bloodline alive. May they save us all.

2) Extremely talented. Having the strength of a thousand men. Ninja-like reflexes. Superior intelligence. Warriors of the light. All knowing. Righteous.

3) To make extremely complex tasks appear effortless.

"If only Moser was here...all those people wouldn't of died."
"Damn...his draw was like lighting...it's almost like he has a hand of a Moser!"
"Wow. He sure Moser'd that entire S.W.A.T. team."
"Last nights winner on Jeporady sure Moser'd his oppenents."
"If only Bush had some Moser in him...we would have won the war by now."
"If I was Moser enough, I'd fight you right now."

Moser by Roland Deschain December 14, 2008

Moused 

To be tampered with or eaten by a rodent(s).

Those Doritos have been moused. Don't eat that, its been moused. Oh shit, the couch has been moused!

Moused by Wisker Biscuit June 6, 2009

Mossed 

The act of jumping and catching a football over a defender.

I mossed that cornerback, just Like Randy!

Mossed by MenOfScience September 21, 2018

Lil Mosey 

A decent rapper when he has a song written down but sucks ass at freestyling

Lil Mosey's XXL Freshman cypher:
"God damn, I feel like the man"
"Freshman of the year I woke up like *awkward pause* the man"
it only gets worse from there

Lil Mosey by Leninaut March 18, 2020

Moseltov 

Another word for kudos or congratulations

Moseltov on your new baby!

Moseltov by Fueledby... June 20, 2008