man mitten
When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.
man mitten by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006
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Mateen
Of mythical origin. The sexiest beast in the whole universe, he controls and does whatever he wishes. There is truly no stopping him when he is awake. But he lays dormant for millions of years at a time before awakening.
When he does, women fall for him like a line of dominos. He is truly the pinnacle of sexiness, power and potency!
When he does, women fall for him like a line of dominos. He is truly the pinnacle of sexiness, power and potency!
Mateen by Dope Boy Banger November 14, 2014
Minteer
the prime example of how to act like a douchebag and still get women in his bed. The Minteer is a social animal and heavy drinker. The Minteer loves cheap pitchers of shitty beer and plays XBox in his apartment, all while studying and attempting to not fail out of college.
Guy 1: Who the fuck is that douchebag hitting on my girlfriend?
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.
Minteer by mizzlehotch777 November 17, 2011
Brother Mateen
The teacher all his students love to annoy. Brings out the gong to kill their ears in revenge. A secret brony under the guise of a long white thowb and kufi. Also, the definition that voters won't let pass.
Brother Mateen by procrastinationmaster May 12, 2020