mantelope 

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)

Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"

mantelope by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

Mantervention

an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.

All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.

Mantervention by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010

melted toffee sundae 

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

melted toffee sundae by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009

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They're high,😫⚠️ They're high😍 ⚠️They have✋🤯✨ dr0gas⚡️💥 dr0gas⚡️💥 las dr0gas ❗️❗️❗️LA MENTE😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗️😡 LA MENTE💀❗️

They're high,😫⚠️ They're high😍 ⚠️They have✋🤯✨ dr0gas⚡️💥 dr0gas⚡️💥 las dr0gas ❗️❗️❗️LA MENTE😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗️😡 LA MENTE💀❗️ by evillittlec0ckroach March 5, 2021

Mence

Short form or slang for 'Mental'

'This black blade right here is mence, it's not just drink that will damage your liver ' - Box12

Mence by Y.BrixtonFrog May 10, 2018

mantellect

Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.

"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."

"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."

mantellect by Sam Perry December 23, 2007

mantec 

The devolution of an ethnic group that derived from the European settlers and conquistadors as they bred with the native Aztec people of central Mexico. Factor that human outcome with the addition of deliciously fried (use of manteca) Mexican foods (enchiladas, tacos, gorditas, etc) and you get the mantec person.

Skylar: What do you think that guy is? He's too fat to be an Aztec type of Mexican.

Tyler: Hmm, probably got fat from eating all that greasy Mexican food.

Skylar: Yeah, he's probably part Mantec.

mantec by erp2 November 10, 2011