mantec 

The devolution of an ethnic group that derived from the European settlers and conquistadors as they bred with the native Aztec people of central Mexico. Factor that human outcome with the addition of deliciously fried (use of manteca) Mexican foods (enchiladas, tacos, gorditas, etc) and you get the mantec person.

Skylar: What do you think that guy is? He's too fat to be an Aztec type of Mexican.

Tyler: Hmm, probably got fat from eating all that greasy Mexican food.

Skylar: Yeah, he's probably part Mantec.

mantec by erp2 November 10, 2011

Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.

Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Amish Mantel

A sexual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. Usually works best with a spinner.

Named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks Amish.

Man, look at the spinner. I'd like to build an Amish Mantel.

Amish Mantel by Alejandro Lupus August 1, 2010

Mantee 

A Man who has reinvented himself and has chosen to live according to Love, Logic, Patience, and Forgiveness.

I have you seen Mantee? He's a one man team now.

Mantee by 1MT November 18, 2020

manrection 

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

mantercourse

The act of intercourse between two or more men.

Stephen and Todd had violent mantercourse on your couch last night. I probably won't sit there anymore.

mantercourse by ktrane May 18, 2006

mantė 

Mantė is a name of a beautiful person.

I never met an ugly mantė! Did you?

mantė by gvdlove November 13, 2020