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Sausage Javelin 

1. n - (anatomy) An unusually large penis, with emphasis on the length

2. n - (person) A player in the online RPG game "Asheron's Call" by Turbine Entertainment. He plays as a thrown weapons character on the Frostfell server, and is known for his eccentric and homosexually-oriented antics in the game's public chat channels.

3. n - (weapon) A weapon utilized by ancient Roman army foot soldiers for mid-range combat engagements, normally a 5-6" spear specially weighted and shaped to be thrown by hand. A theoretical variant, a "sausage javelin" is an otherwise normal metal javelin that is composed of preserved tubular meat. Not a real weapon.
1. "His rectum was quite sore, due in no small part because of his hung partner's throbbing sausage javelin."

2. "That fag that PvPs on a TW and talks smack in /cg all the time? Yeah that's Sausage Javelins."

3. "Cynicism is fatally impaled by the sausage javelin thrown from afar by a drudge."

beef javelin 

When you fart in your hand and then wank furiously!
"ahhhh blad, last night right? I farted in my hand right? and I wanked myself off and it felt all warm and smelt realy beefy, its called beef javelin its well mint" -Damien Shane Mckenzie the 3rd
beef javelin by Dazsturbed April 23, 2008

Saint Javelin 

The Protector of Ukraine. A fire-and-forget anti-tank missile used with great success against Russian armor.
John: Woah, that Russian tank over there is missing a turret
Stevens: Yep, must have been Saint Javelin
Saint Javelin by TheACA February 28, 2022
Best person ever,if you are given the nickname Javelin that means the person that gave you that nickname might have a crush on you.Remember also if you’re given the nickname Javelin you are very very special.
Boy 1:hey is that Javelin?
Boy 2:Yes!If you don’t know her you are crazy!
Javelin by I can’t believe this August 31, 2021

Vell-os Javelin 

The third ship to be formed by a Vell-os in Escape Velocity: Nova.

The Javelin embodies the hopes and desires of all the Vell-os people. A Javelin has been known to be created by very powerful T2's, but as a general rule, only T1's are capable of constructing one of these glorious works of art. A completed Javelin pulsates with the enormous mental energy of the Vell-os pilot as it travels. This mental construct is most often created by a Vell-os who is also capable of launching the devastating Autumn Petal attack and of disassociating their mind to create subsidiary vessels, making the Javelin one of the most powerful objects known to man. Only a few Javelins exist now, as it is rare for a Vell-os to be allowed to construct one.

This comes after the Vell-os Arrow and contains 3 Vell-os Darts
As soon as you glide down to land you cannot help but smile when you sense Fllyraen waiting for in the spaceport.

You shake your head, smiling in eagerness. He laughs and pokes you in the shoulder with his telekinetic 'finger'.

"Well watch closely," he says aloud, "and I will show you how..."

You sit down, preparing to follow Fllyraen's mind when suddenly your mind is filled with images of him weaving a javelin into existence around himself. After a few moments of surprise, you adjust to the different method of teaching and begin following Fllyraen's steps weave by weave until you have created a javelin of your own.
Vell-os Javelin by Nova July 1, 2004

Javelin Catching 

A sport that is little know because it is not featured in the olympics because it is considered by some to be very dangerous.

One person throws a javelin at another and they try to catch it.
He's into javelin catching.