cock holster 

A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.

Diane is nothing but a cock holster.

cock holster by vicfan March 23, 2004

cock-holster 

a term used to Describe a yapping woman's or man's mouth also, means the the pussey or asshole

the stupid bitch was running her cock-holster all dam night

cock-holster by Joshua A. Knapp November 5, 2006

Titty Holster 

Another name for a bra

Damn, Those boobs barley fit in that Titty Holster!

Titty Holster by The Awsome N July 14, 2009

Cock Holster 

cock holster ; noun,pronoun, verb; def; A Feature found on a person(s) face

usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her

cock to silence useless speech.

to holster ones cock.

holstering a cock.

why don't you shut your cock holster?? I'm tired of your
constant bitching!, already.

Cock Holster by fairlane500 July 4, 2009

Turd holster 

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.

Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.

Turd holster by The mad fapper September 3, 2013

cigar holster 

Another name for a vagina.

Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?

cigar holster by docoperator November 21, 2016

Cock Holster 

Rough slang for another man's lips - referring to them as accommodating a penis as a holster does a pistol. Thought to have originated in military boot camp.

"Hey - you better snap that cock holster shut before I shut it with my boot!"

Cock Holster by Sergeant Shank March 27, 2017