Handicapper 

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

Handicapper by Grevdar February 8, 2010

Hannibal Burress 

The funniest comedian alive, known for his food humor and comedic jokes.

You: Who is Hannibal Burress?
-after watching every clip of him on YouTube-
You: OMG he's got great comedic jokes!

Hannibal Burress by Burning Urine December 22, 2013

Hanai 

Hawaiian. It loosely means adopted, with or without legal papers. Today most use people use it as a way to refer to someone who is so close to you, they're family, even without a blood connection.

My HanaiSister had a baby today!! He's the most beautiful nephew an aunt could have!

Hanai by Alaska Wahine May 29, 2011

Hannibal Lecture 

A term depicting a person who is constantly inclined to advise/lecture everyone about every little fact that they know in a pedantic manner.

Would you drop the Hannibal Lecture routine! I know how to boil eggs!!!

Hannibal Lecture by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

Hannibal Barca 

The greatest military tactician in history, and general of the Carthaginian armies in both Punic Wars against Rome.

Inventor of the pincers movement, pioneered in the Battle of Cannae (216BC), the greatest defeat in Roman military history, and the third of his three great victories over Roman forces (following River Trebia in 218BC and Lake Trasimene in 217BC).

The Carthaginian empire spanned from Tunisia (where Carthage is) through Libya and most of North Africa, Spain, Mallorca, Corsica, Sicily, and Sardinia.

His name also inspired the name of the city of Barcelona, which was once part of the Carthaginian empire.

Alexander the Great may have had the numbers and the massive empire, but Hannibal Barca had the tactics, the better cavalry and ELEPHANTS!!!

Hannibal Barca by OD Smith August 23, 2007

handicrap 

To take a crap in the handicapped stall

I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.

handicrap by The Real Slim Zoobs October 21, 2015

was hannin 

What's happening, i.e. what's up?

Was hannin then?

was hannin by slyze January 5, 2021