fish-brained 

Having very short term memory.

From 50s Britannia Episode 1: Rock 'n' Roll Britannia. "They (UK record executives) were very much geared towards making records the either were going to appeal to an adult audience and, therefore, might have a slightly longer shelf life, or were going to appeal to young people, who were notoriously fish-brained and they would forget something within two minutes..."

fish-brained by sfemet September 30, 2013

Mouse-brained 

1. A fool, coward,
2. Pure stupidity. Lacking EVERYTHING.
3. Synonym- Icy.
4. A slang word for idiot
5. RETARDATION.

Lindsay- NOB!!!!
Cassidy- Wtf? Whats a nob?
Lindsay- uhhhhhh i meant-
Cassidy- No, your Mouse-brained, you been hanging around icy too much!

Mouse-brained by Catkitty0517 October 23, 2011

fat-brained 

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

fat-brained by sauj October 30, 2014

Smooth-Brained 

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.

Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.

Smooth-Brained by SBCP October 9, 2021

brained 

VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"

brained by ringo the ratatata January 21, 2008

Port Brained 

Denotes individual with predominate left cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Left Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

Port Brained individuals are opposite of Starboard Brained ("Right Brained") individuals. Starboard Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Port Brained by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

tree brained 

The state you enter into after smoking large amounts of marijauana.

Dude, I'm tree brained.

tree brained by jturbo October 2, 2009