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Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?
Christian by Schön January 21, 2022
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Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth
Christian by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022
Christian is top tier but insecure
Christian by Aoife111 January 23, 2022
A sussy baka who likes valve shit, plays a lot of fortnite, and is fun af to hang out with
ex. Christian is epic gamer man
Christian by TheD-stroyer619 January 25, 2022
Christian is a very funny guy, and very!!! tall. He has a nice big smile and is a workaholic. When it comes to money, he is very miserly... to that point where he doesn't buy anything, because all he thinks about is that car he is saving up for! The whole school, especially the young girls in 5'th grade are totally in love with him. He has light brown hair and green/blue eyes. He is a sweet and funny guy and if you are friends with him, then you are lucky.
Hi chrille / Christian
Christian by Heyimagirl123456 January 27, 2022
Christian is the name of a vey sweet boy who at first appears gentle and loving. He will make you feel loved and seen, even the parts you didn't want to be seen. His love comes off as so genuine you open up and allow yourself to be vulnerable to Christian, but later rather than sooner, he betrays, lies, and manipulates you, he hurts you in every emotional way possible and makes you doubt if he ever really loved you at all. The worst thing about Christian is he does not hold himself accountable to any of his actions, but at the same time thinks the world revolves around and his petty nature.
You see that guy over there? Oh yeah, Christian? He resembles a marine creature.
Christian by Azzari February 1, 2022
a handsome guy with a beautiful smile that light up a room a laugh that makes you happy and eyes like no one else it so hard not to fall in love with him
have you ever fallen in love ? if so with who ? i feel in love and its been the best feeling ever thank you christian for making everyday a better day then the day before i love you christian <3
christian by blueheart_ rivas 17 February 2, 2022