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Vaginatastic by Quise August 24, 2010
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sandy vaginosis
A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.
"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."
sandy vaginosis by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008
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vaginatis
(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.
Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.
Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
vaginatis by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011
vagicitis
n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
vagicitis by King me. bitch December 19, 2008
Vaginalism
After close examination, Peter was diagnosed with lockjaw, brought on by severe and repeated Vaginalism.
Vaginalism by little ned February 24, 2010
Vaginis
A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two
Vaginis by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005
Vaginizing
The act of judging a woman and her moral fiber solely based on what she has or has not done with her Vagina. Usually based on Judeo-Cristian-Islamic religious doctrine where women are not allowed to have sexual independence. Whenever a woman is judged solely on how many men or women she has had sexual contact with, that woman is being Vaginized.
John: I'm planning on asking out Becky, what do you think?
Mary: Hell no man, she is a slut!
John: But she is funny, smart and we have the same interests. Besides you really liked working with her.
Mary: Yeah, but she is a whore. She has slept with all the boyfriends she's ever had.
John: Mary, stop Vaginizing women. She is more than just a vagina and how she uses it. Besides I have slept with all my girlfriends too. I will ask her out.
Mary: Hell no man, she is a slut!
John: But she is funny, smart and we have the same interests. Besides you really liked working with her.
Mary: Yeah, but she is a whore. She has slept with all the boyfriends she's ever had.
John: Mary, stop Vaginizing women. She is more than just a vagina and how she uses it. Besides I have slept with all my girlfriends too. I will ask her out.
Vaginizing by Chele-Atlacatl July 29, 2011