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Vaginizing 

The act of judging a woman and her moral fiber solely based on what she has or has not done with her Vagina. Usually based on Judeo-Cristian-Islamic religious doctrine where women are not allowed to have sexual independence. Whenever a woman is judged solely on how many men or women she has had sexual contact with, that woman is being Vaginized.
John: I'm planning on asking out Becky, what do you think?

Mary: Hell no man, she is a slut!

John: But she is funny, smart and we have the same interests. Besides you really liked working with her.

Mary: Yeah, but she is a whore. She has slept with all the boyfriends she's ever had.

John: Mary, stop Vaginizing women. She is more than just a vagina and how she uses it. Besides I have slept with all my girlfriends too. I will ask her out.
Vaginizing by Chele-Atlacatl July 29, 2011
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vaginalizing

Demasculating masculinity.
Wife: your masculinity has little use in today's profeminist world.

Husband: Women vaginalizing men is in today's world making men into pussies and lap dogs.
vaginalizing by Highly Qualified November 15, 2014

vaginaing 

1. The rubbing of two or more vaginas together at any one time for sexual pleasure.
I want to vagina you on a desert road to nowhere, by a pool of water that never was.

My girlfriend and I were sprung by my nanna while vaginaing to the sensual tunes of Barry White
vaginaing by Punk Rat January 16, 2006
The sparkle in your eyes when you look at the person you like.
I'm not vaginging at the moment.
Vaginging by That is irrelevant December 29, 2009

vagining 

The act of being a vagine. Complaining, bitching out, or just being immature.
Frank is always vagining about his ladies.
vagining by Notter Pops December 9, 2008

vaginating 

To thrust while sitting using only hip motions. Usually in sync with a repetive noise. Can be used to stop the feeling of having to pee.
Ester was vaginating as she waited for the bus.

Vanitizing 

verb

1. the act of being vain

2. present tense of vanitized
Miranda was vanitizing in front of the mirror before she went out for the night.
Vanitizing by Panama Rock November 2, 2010
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