suck my non-existent dick 

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

suck my non-existent dick by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010

suck my buck 

A manner of saying that someone can kiss your ass because you have more money than they do.

Well you might actually live here but I could buy this shithole and make you homeless in a flash, so you can suck my buck!

suck my buck by Dr Bunnygirl July 9, 2020

Suck my dick and call me nancy! 

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

Suck my dick and call me nancy! by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009

Suck my toes 

When u out someone’s feet in your mouth and u just lick.

Aye can u suck my toes?

Suck my toes by Chilepepper November 16, 2020

suck my dick bitch 

1. An insult like fuck off. 2. A way to pick up bitch's on the street cause they horny and want to put their sticky ass cock in you moth and give you herpes.

1. You're so fucking annoying suck my dick bitch 2. You're looking fine come and suck my dick bitch.

suck my dick bitch by IDK CAUSE EVERY NAME IS TAKEN December 6, 2021

suck my tits 

What you say when you want someone to fondle your nipples. Normally used in an erotic sexual situation between a male and female, with the female proclaiming: "suck my tits", and the male responding by placing the protruding little niblets of flesh into his mouth and then proceeding to suck and fondle using the tongue, thus leaving the bitch asking for more tit-sucking, since she's so god damn invigorated. happy endings usually occur in cases similar to above. if you don't get a happy ending, fuck off, you're a fucking chode, and need to learn a lesson or two about sucking tits.

chester- "so ann, wanna fuck in my car?"

ann- "only if you suck my tits like you did last time!"

chester- "I'll suck the hell out of them bitch. I'll suck them so hard you'll have nipple rash for days"

ann- "oh chester!"

suck my tits by K-slizzle April 2, 2009

Suck my peen dawg 

When a person asks for a blowjob from a fellow bitch

Hey bitch come over here, suck my peen dawg

Suck my peen dawg by Theguywhoknockedouthakim(omar) October 17, 2018