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Soaring eagle 

A sexual act in which a woman services three men at a time by spreading her arms out to replicate wings, giving two hand jobs while simultaneously giving the third man a blow job. Variations include the 5-man eagle, in which whilst performing the aforementioned task she also receives vaginal and anal penetration from two other men.
In popular culture: In A$AP Rocky's "Fuckin' Problems" featured artist Drake quotes "Drop down and get your eagle on"

"Did you see Becky last night? She was soaring high."

"I don't think I have the sexual capacity to perform the soaring eagle."
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He is a SOARB
SOARB by Catholic Hipsta June 20, 2016
How Canadians say 'sorry'.
Canadian: 'Soaree aboat that.'
soaree by RoundenBrown January 15, 2021

Soaring Banana 

When a male runs naked at 15km/h towards his girlfriend whiles she is naked in doggy style, then colliding with her as he slips his penis in.
My boyfriend gave me the best Soaring Banana I’ve ever had!
Soaring Banana by Zqtrx April 18, 2021

soaring head 

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.
The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...
soaring head by daniel June 17, 2004
A conjunction of the words soaring and sorrowful used to express bleakness where one still has hope
Pete has been rather soarous ever since his clan lost that war to Vitality.
soarous by TankT3hNub February 16, 2009

Tyler Soares 

Tyler Soares is a souless ginger.