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Cryptic Shitbags
When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.
This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.
They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.
These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.
They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.
These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
Cryptic Shitbags by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011
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