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Hula Pooping 

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.
Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
Hula Pooping by CarsBow September 12, 2009
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sky pooping 

When one sits on top of the bathroom stall and takes a dump. If it lands in the toilet that's ten points and if you miss you have to clean it up with your mouth. As seen in LAB Productions film "Sky Pooping"
Did you see Brandon Isley sky pooping in LAB's new movie?
sky pooping by Jmanatlabproductions September 24, 2013

pooting on fat stacks 

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.
We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.

Card Pooling 

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.
Card Pooling by Adgo September 6, 2009

Insta-pooping 

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
Insta-pooping by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

Tide Pooling 

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.
She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.
Tide Pooling by rickabone May 24, 2017