flesh kelp 

Something most people dont get
also known as coochie

"Oh my is that flesh kelp?"
"oh yeah its the thing you'll never get"

flesh kelp by Beebsy_ December 13, 2022

Put Down the Kelp

Means stop sucking dick. In spongebob, theres an episode where the krusty krab sells Kelp drinks and it shows spongebob slurping on the straw, so it means stop slurping on dick.

Matthew: "Oh my god Nathan, you have the best handles and the best shot in basketball and youre really good."
Nathan: "Thanks?"
Nick: "Put down the kelp matthew, jheeez"

Put Down the Kelp by fumastyle November 5, 2017

spongebob kelp 

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

spongebob kelp by That Mon Mon November 23, 2013

New Kelp city 

city

new kelp city from spongebob.

New Kelp city by anthony443894893 December 6, 2017

Ghetto Kelp 

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

Ghetto Kelp by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Eat kelp 

this is something you should not do

Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp

Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods

Eat kelp by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

dirty kelp 

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

dirty kelp by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023