deceptful 

When your mother-in-law tries to say deceitful, but because she is uneducated and from downtown Detroit she says deceptful.

'Dem is being deceptful to me and taking the money.

deceptful by Erudition December 9, 2008

decept 

v. To be deceived or lead someone to believe something other that the truth.

Josh realized what was going on and shouted "I've been decepted."

decept by Mad Hat November 5, 2009

Deceptadike 

A female, Age is irrelevant who puts on a straight persona strictly to integrate themselves into a straight relationship for whatever the reason. Most likely for Money, Drugs, Food, Shelter and/or something of Materialistic value they don’t already posses.

Other reasons for this style of deception coming into play may be that you’re Strange, to Short and look like a Mario Bro.

It’s hard to diagnose @ times, but with lack of options on your side it’s usually a pretty clean break.

Then, once said goals are accomplished they transform like a decptacon and are ready for a hot yoga sesh with her long time calm slam.

Ryan: Wow, I cant believe after all these months my girls actually as gay as a prism.

Tyler: Yeah you really gotta watch out for those "Deceptadikes".

Deceptadike by KarmaMagna November 7, 2010

deceptacle 

The place where you put something you didn't want to lose, the location of which you have now forgotten.

I had to buy a new pair of kid gloves; I must have put my old ones in the deceptacle.

deceptacle by Wong C. Lee November 6, 2011

Decepticock 

One who stuffs his pants to look like his genitalia is bigger than it really is.

She thought she was getting lucky but he turned out to be a Decepticock.

Decepticock by C4pta1n Am3r1c4 February 6, 2015

Decepticunt 

A female who can pass as a decent human being . Most people like her . But behind closed doors she is human garbage. A black hearted pure evil demon. Who could trick the devil himself. Impossible to see it coming she projects a Trance with her sweet mermaid like songs that come directly out of her battered and war torn vagina and lures you to you icy cold death ... often perceives as kind sweet and caring and beatiful ..but dnt be fooled she is as fake as plastic tits

Man that Sylvia had me fooled. I never saw it coming . I thought she was so kind but she a real decepticunt thundercunt whore gold digger

Decepticunt by BIGGBEEZY December 14, 2015

Deception Erection 

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

Deception Erection by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018