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cunnilingus 

A linguistic device of such cunning that all females are reduced to moans and squeals during it's application.
"You may be a masterdebator but I'm a cunninglinguist."
"You mean cunnilingus?"
"That's what she said."
cunnilingus by the79bomb October 7, 2009
A woman who is extremely gorgeous. she is amazing at making friendships and keeping them, although she is not the most popular person. she keeps to herself. she will never throw the first punch, but you better bet shes gonna throw the last. she sticks up for friends and family, no matter what they may have done to her in the past. all the men want her, but you would have to be pretty special to have a Connie by your side. she loves the outdoors, is the complete opposite of what someone might call a "sissy", and she loves summer.

Connies are usually looked at as awkward and unlikable from afar, but once you get to know her and be around her, she is a friend you will never forget. she is also spontaneous. she is usually not skinny, but far from fat. she is very intellegent, but isnt arrogant about it.

Connie's are the pretty ladies you want to get to know more. all around beautiful.
guy 1: hey is that connie?
Guy 2: yeah, cant take your eyes off her huh?
Connie by that one crazy chick March 26, 2013
Connie's are usually absolutely gorgeous girls. They have a love for bright colours and are usually hyper-active. They are known to come out with random things. Connie's are totally unpredictable! Boys are always chasing after Connie's (pffft not fair!!!) Everybody knows that if you are friends with a Connie you are special.
Connie is also a fish name.
Everybody wants to be a Connie!

Woah! Have you seen Connie? Ain't she gorgeous!

I'm jealous of Connie, she has half the school chasing after her!
Connie by PandemoniumPrincess April 29, 2009

Cunnilingerer 

Someone who licks pussy like it's the only thing they want to do. A cunnilingerer will not move away the second the orgasm has subsided, but will slowly start working up to a second one like the legend that they are. It's not a duty to these guys, it's a delicious, slippery privilege and they make that only too clear.

Guys- if you're not one of these tongue genuises, then become one. The world would be a much nicer place if we abolished fellate hate and made every guy a cunnilingerer.
"I had such a good time with that random other I took home on Friday. He was a cunnilingerer- I almost regret not getting his name and number"
Cunnilingerer by MagickDio April 23, 2010

cunnerman 

A derogatory term for a dirty person. Used primarily in northeastern Pennsylvania. Originally derived from the family name "Counterman", who are notoriously dirty. Other forms include "Cudderman" and "Cud"
Stop being such a cunnerman and clean up your shit.
cunnerman by BushLover June 26, 2005

Cunnilingus 

I flew to Dublin on cunnilingus
Cunnilingus by Dredd2000 January 24, 2020