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Cellaholic

A person who is obsessed with their cell phone. Could never put it down. If their cell phone would go missing they will lose control of their emotions.
I have an employee that is a cellaholic, she just cant put her cell phone away!

Touchdowned the Cellphone 

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.
Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

Cellphony 

A person who walks around with a cell phone in their ear all the time. But in fact they are talking to nobody, trying to make themselves feel important. also see watch watcher
i can tell that guys not really talking to anyone on his cell. He is so cellphony!
Cellphony by brett calvin September 28, 2006

Cellphone Stroll 

The pointless, aimless walking to and fro one does when on their cellphone.
Dan's in the hall doing the cellphone stroll
Cellphone Stroll by cupgrease January 28, 2009

Cellphone Pimp 

Those people at the mall...(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. The most common phrases heard from these schmucks is "Who is your carrier?," "What kind of phone do you have?, "Who is your service with?" These guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of ZOISTERS who are in the same species as those telemarketing turd-links.
Cellphone Pimp: "What kind of phone you got?"
ME: A Dickfor 3000
Cellphone Pimp by DEVGRU May 31, 2006

Mexican Cellphone Wave 

The name of the infamous cellphone wave done at concerts, coined by Coldplay on there Viva la Vida Tour. Commonly done before Coldplay does a cover of MJ's "Billy Jean". Examples can be found with a simple google or Youtube search. First done in Auckland, New Zeland March 19th, 2009, then called the "Coldplay Phone Wave" or "The Coldwave".
Chris Martin: Start the first ever *cityname* Coldplay Mexican Cellphone Wave on the count of three. One... Two... Another Two... Three

*phone wave starts*