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Cellaholic

A person who is obsessed with their cell phone. Could never put it down. If their cell phone would go missing they will lose control of their emotions.
I have an employee that is a cellaholic, she just cant put her cell phone away!

Calcaholic 

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
Calcaholic by i like fritos December 21, 2010

Cellcoholic

The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.

Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.

This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
Cellcoholic by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006

cellpholocate 

To find someone in a large crowd using your cellphone.
Bob said he would meet us by the entrance to Slim's, but I don't see him. I'll cellpholocate him. "Bob, where are you? You're out front? I don't see you. You're next to the police car? There you are!"
cellpholocate by Job Smith May 12, 2006

cellpholocate 

To call someone on a cell phone in order to locate where they are. Usually done when you are at the same physical location and uses the conversation to close in on the person you're trying to find.
Just a second, let me cellpholocate Joe.
Ring... Joe, I'm at the theater, where are you? You're standing by the entrance? What are you wearing? You wearing a blue jacket? Stick your arm up so I can see you. There you are!
cellpholocate by Samedi July 23, 2008

celloholism

Like being an alcoholic but instead, your addiction is your cell phone.
That girl nearly walked in a pile of dog crap cuz she's a celloholic.

That boy will never know whats going on the world because of his celloholism.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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