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Cell Phone 

A portable, handheld mobile device called a celluar phone - although it is rarely used as an actual phone to make/receive calls
Common uses: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your doorkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for the dutch treat Pizza, ordering Domino's delivery, summoning an Uber ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay, wish, etc....
Guy: "do you know what time it is?"
Girl: "check your cell phone, yo"

Betty: "where is your girlfriend tonight?"
Bill: "I don't know, let me check my GPS tracker on my cell phone."

Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your cell phone?"
Girl 2: "no, haha. It's a selfie."
(Girl 3 quickly photo bombs)
Cell Phone by 2econdly August 8, 2020
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cell phone 

A mobile communication device.

Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.
I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.
cell phone by P.A. August 10, 2005

cell phone 

a nice device that can cause brain damage. also if you have an MP3 player on it...arghh
she called me on my cell fone last night and then we went on AIM on our fones. then i listened to the new songs that aren't out yet...all at the same time
cell phone by juilla October 11, 2003

cell phone 

A quick connection to the world.. a common factor among the rich and the poor. the joiner of all who are busy and all who are lazy.. the one, the only, the great communicator.
cell phone by easycomeeasygo August 2, 2004

cell phone 

Something a typical teenage girl CAN'T live without. It keeps her in touch with all her friends and she is probably always on it.
Hey! You wanna go to the movies with me and Amanda tonight?
cell phone by Brittany February 16, 2005

cell phone 

a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors
Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's
cell phone by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Cell Phone 

Something that teenage kids carry around and try to add as many numbers and pictures to it as they can so they feel as though they accomplished something. Also used to "text message", which basically is the dumbest fuckin thing created by man.
My freind "textes" (yea, I think thats what they call it) 'I Love you' to his girl friend at least oncce every 30 seconds on this Cell Phone.
Cell Phone by Huhsuez July 24, 2008