scorpion stance 

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

scorpion stance by Macktown July 15, 2018

Doilus Stage 

It's like a Bonus Stage except it's Doilus Stage and you can't escape it. It is of legendary status.

Guy: I bet you know what a Bonus Stage is but have you heard of the legendary Doilus Stage?
Other guy: Yes. So much fun!

Doilus Stage by FroggerTheFrog83 November 28, 2022

Naked Mermaid Stance 

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

Naked Mermaid Stance by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Sangeetha 

An amazing person, usually a girl, who has outstanding musical capabilities. Sangeetha's are smart and are extremely popular, especially amongst brown people. This person is usually of Indian/Srilankan descent.

Person: Dang, is that Sangeetha ?
Friend: Damn right that's her !

Sangeetha by missindependent1234 February 25, 2011

Talking stage 

It’s basically just a mind fuck and really a waste of time, cause most of the time it doesn’t work but when it’s does I guess it could be great, but I mean I wouldn’t know sigh*

If I go through another failed talking stage I give up

Talking stage by im_naffisah October 28, 2019

stage parents 

These are the kind of parents that will do just about anything to gain fame, money or prestige through the beauty and cuteness of their children. A good example of these type of parents can be found in reality shows like "Toddlers and Tiaras" or "Dance Moms".

Becky: Did you see that dance routine that Ava performed on "Toddlers and Tiaras" last week?
Grace: *sighs* Yes.

Becky: What's wrong with it?
Grace: There's nothing wrong with the routine, or with Ava - for that matter. It's her parents.
Becky: There's something wrong with her parents?
Grace: Yeah, *scoffs* they're stage parents, duh!

stage parents by zetazetaram September 14, 2014

selfie stance 

That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.

The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.

selfie stance by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019