sleeping in the doorway

The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.

I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.

sleeping in the doorway by Paulie Jr. February 18, 2010

Sleeping cow

A Hamburger

Origin of word in the RGV: Rio Grande Valley

Jesse: Aye yo Puente you want a sleeping cow with cheese or nah?

Puente: Nah, I got my Glizzy already yo

Sleeping cow by JPTheDon July 5, 2020

Charlie Sheening 

The ability to drink and do drugs while looking like a winner.

Taking the stigma out of using methamphetamine and crack.

Getting respect while being publicly intoxicated.

Putting the fun back into disfunction.

"How was the party last night? Did you have a good time?"
"I had a great time...I was fully Charlie Sheening it!"

Charlie Sheening by notoriousP November 19, 2013

Nola-splaining 

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful

P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”

Nola-splaining by Angry friend. August 20, 2019

second screening

The opening of a second screen for distraction and/or entertainment purposes (e.g. emails, Instagram, Facebook) while attending a video meeting on a separate screen via Zoom, FaceTime, etc.

During the Zoom staff meeting, Mollie second screened and caught up on her emails.

Daniel was obviously second screening during the meeting; he was tweeting at the same time.

second screening by MikeInDC October 27, 2020

Sleeping With Sirens

An American post-hardcore band originating from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of five members, the bassist: Justin Hills, the drummer: Gabe Barham, the rhythm guitarist: Jesse Lawson, the lead guitarist: Jack Fowler, and the vocalist, insanely talented Kellin Quinn. This band, thanks to their latest album Feel, are rising fast in the music industry and hopefully one day claim global dominace.

"You heard that band, Sleeping With Sirens?"
"YES OMG KELLIN OMG OMG"
"There are other people in the band too, you know..?"

Sleeping With Sirens by RyanZ August 18, 2013

Screening 

1) Its a term that means reading a message and choosing to ignore it or pretend you havent read it.
2) Seeing someone's caller ID on your phone "screen" and then you deliberately let it ring out.

3) A common form of underhanded cheering of video gamers to give them a tactical upper hand by spying / looking at another payers screen (most usually on split screen games) - is often also referd to as screen-spying.
It is mostly unforgivable on 1st person shooters #TC

I went on a date with a banging bird last night, but now shes screening me!

Bro!... Stop sreening me or I'll punch you in the nuts.

Screening by Sygnette May 26, 2018