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the pink spiders

The Pink Spiders, commonly abbreviated as TPS, is a power-pop/alternative band from Nashville, Tennessee.
They are no MTV fairy tale. There were times when they made starving artists look like the had it good.
Their music mixes 80's garage with modern alternative, plus several genre's in-between.
They have three albums
(The Pink Spiders) ... are taking over!
Hot Pink
Teenage Graffiti
and a new album coming: Sweat it Out

if you're a fan of any genre of rock, they are definitely a band worth checking out.
"young and wasted, look at me noww! i'm the king of california, straight from teneseee!"
"dude, what are you singing?"
"back to the middle, by The Pink Spiders"
the pink spiders by meganishizu October 5, 2007
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the pink spiders

an fkn AMAZING band.
they are like a rock/punk/poppish band.
i love them
they are amazing
Modern Swinger by the pink spiders:

my baby's pretty as a car crash
sexy like a stinger of a hornet in your arm
just another modern swinger
singng "catch me if you can" with a cigarette in hand
its love. its heavy and it hurts and its love.
<3
the pink spiders by Sammma April 23, 2006

Fetus Spiders 

Fetus Spiders occur when a person takes part in sexual intercourse just as they, or their partner, enter their menstrual cycle. It is quite the feat because you have to time your cum shot just right so you can fertilize the egg as it's exiting through the beef curtains. Once fertilized, the Fetus Spiders become larva and nest within both partners pubic forests. It takes, on average, one month for a feti-larva to become a full grown Fetus Spider. Once in Fetus Spider form, the creature is able to crawl and reproduce, just as everything else.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.
1. My girlfriend breeds the best Fetus Spiders in her raunchy vagina.

2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.

Fetus Spiders by vagrant48 March 10, 2009

Spiderpubes 

When a man's wet pubes stick to the inside of his thighs, resembling a scraggly spiderweb.
"Today, I looked down in the shower and noticed that I had massive spiderpubes."
Spiderpubes by Psas May 24, 2009

crotch spiders 

The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.
Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.

nipple spiders 

The unappealing collection of ugly hair strands which shroud the obsolete male nipple
She slid her hand across his manly chest and recoiled in horror as she was confronted by his unsightly nipple spiders

Spiderdude 

Its when you get bit by a spider but you be cool about it.
Bro, your a Spiderdude
Spiderdude by BNHAFangirl October 23, 2020