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The unappealing collection of ugly hair strands which shroud the obsolete male nipple
She slid her hand across his manly chest and recoiled in horror as she was confronted by his unsightly nipple spiders
by Michael & Roberta May 07, 2006
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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