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smackered 

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
smackered by DanEdd June 20, 2006
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dick spanker 

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.
You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.
dick spanker by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

penis-spanked 

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!
penis-spanked by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

brand spankers 

Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.
"Damn peeps have you heard my new stereo?" "Yeah man it sounds brand spankers!"
brand spankers by $mokin J.O.E October 12, 2007

spackered 

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker
My god you were so fucking spackered last night.
spackered by markymoo72 December 15, 2008

Spencered 

When you get ignored by the person you like.
I just got Spencered by Jessie
Spencered by Donalddickerson August 24, 2018

spadered 

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)
He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)
spadered by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004