pooner

Slang for a transman. Probably a corruption of the word penis combined with poon, slang for vagina, with influence from terms such as ponos

That pooner is getting a phalloplasty

pooner by Boymoder McPoyle August 28, 2022

worship the porcelain god 

to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed

After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.

worship the porcelain god by mandingoe April 26, 2004

Porcelain Butter 

The left over poop smear that sticks to the bottom and side of the toilet after a good dump. So thick and sticky not even the strongest flush or the most powerful stream of pee will remove it. Similar to the left over peanut butter that remains on a knife after spreading it on a piece of bread.

Man, that toilet is covered in Porcelain Butter. It will take a tall glass of milk just to wash it down!

Porcelain Butter by DanK13 January 25, 2017

Porcelain Steak 

The poop that is left in a porcelain toilet as a result of NOT flushing.

Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?

Porcelain Steak by Billy King Ohio June 30, 2011

Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

Pornerific by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

underwater porcelain technician 

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

underwater porcelain technician by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008

Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

Pissing like you hate porcelain by THVVW October 6, 2011