Oatmeal on a Wall 

Lumpy, saggy breasts, having the appearance of oozing down her chest like oatmeal sliding down a wall.

Q: How was your date last night?
A: Dude, her boobs were like oatmeal on a wall.

Oatmeal on a Wall by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"

What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie by JFreshReed February 6, 2010

oatmeal muncher 

Dirty hippie, most-likely lives around other dirty hippies somewhere in Colorado.

Did you see those oatmeal munchers at the political march.

oatmeal muncher by Rexual B. January 3, 2009

tuna oatmeal sandwich 

Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.

Brian was looking forward to licking some tasty pussy, but when he unzipped Sarah's jeans, he realized all he'd be eating that night was a tuna oatmeal sandwich.

tuna oatmeal sandwich by ninjapiratechan November 4, 2006

Chinese Oatmeal 

Warm water with salt in it that is gargled to soothe a sore throat. This remedy was developed in ancient China circa 450 BC.

*Cough* *Cough* Man my throat is sore. I think I'll have some Chinese oatmeal with breakfast.

Chinese Oatmeal by Hotthands McGee September 28, 2011

oatmeal vagina 

When you fill her vagina with rolled oats and fuck her until clumpy seamen begins to seep out.

Your sister and I got real kinky last night. Let's just say she has a nasty oatmeal vagina.

oatmeal vagina by The Sexy Taco September 8, 2016

Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

Oatmeal by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004