Meghann 

The most beautiful girl in the world whether in a tee tailgating or fancied up for a night out. Once you find one you'll never want to let her go, the definition of perfection in a woman.

No way man, your girl likes playing and watching sports, car shows, video games, and she'll go with you to Hooters? That's a Meghann for you. She's a keeper bro.

Meghann by legendssoccer85 October 17, 2008

eau de methane 

The fragrant flatus perfume emitted primarily by cows responsible for hastening global warming.

Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.

eau de methane by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

Meghanistic 

1. An entity whose nature pertains to the ritual practice of Meghanism

2. To be very Meghanlike in character

3. Non nonchalant yet argumentative personality

1. My preist told me their music is meghanistic and ill go to hell if i listen to it.

2. Laura is sooo meghanistic ^________^

3. I told Meghan i was cold and she said she wasnt. Shes so meghanistic.

Meghanistic by I shot the sherrif March 8, 2009

Pulling a Meghan McCain 

Indicating ignorance on a subject to be somehow legitimate because "I wasn't born yet."

As when confronted by Paul Begala, on HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher, with the fact that Ronald Reagan blamed his problems on Jimmy Carter for many years, Meghan McCain responded, "I wasn't born yet, so I wouldn't know."

To which Begala replied, "I wasn't born during the French Revolution but I know about it!"

I asked my friend Daniel, "Who's bigger, Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley?"

Daniel: "Who's Elvis Presley?"

Me: "The King of Rock and Roll? Hello? '50s, 60s, 70s?"

Daniel: "How should I know? I wasn't even born then!"

Me: "Dude. Are you seriously pulling a Meghan McCain?"

Pulling a Meghan McCain by TheRealZamboni July 13, 2009

Methanese 

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.

Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.

Methanese by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015

Methane 

The stuff that comes out of your ass when you fart

Holy Shit you must of had a gallon of methane come out of your ass just now.

That fucking reeks you fucking piece of shit

Methane by WhatTheFuck May 13, 2005

Meghanese 

World salad, especially word salad containing a significant number of platitudes. Derived from Duchess of Sussex’s propensity to spout word salad and meaninglessness platitudes at public events and in interviews.

Harry was speaking Meghanese as he addressed an audience of 700 CEOs and told them to grow themselves to scale their businesses.

Meghanese by The German Badger October 27, 2022