catch these hands 

Term/phrase meaning to fight, or initiating an ass whoopn!

Say bro! you don't want catch these hands!

catch these hands by bigdaddyham July 22, 2014

Grabby Hands 

A silent motion made mostly by toddlers to show that they want something.

Baby Abigail made grabby hands at her mother, showing that she wanted to be picked up.

Grabby Hands by Kai_12345 February 14, 2017

Paper hands 

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor

Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!

Paper hands by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021

Handshakes with Snakes 

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
self centered
handshakes with snakes
puts the lotion on the skin

Handshakes with Snakes by HotDawg Hallway June 15, 2016

National hold hands day

On April 13th, it is a day where anyone can hold hands with whomever they would like.

Hey, today is national hold hands day

National hold hands day by WhiteChocolate4820 May 25, 2018

Trumpet Handshake 

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

Trumpet Handshake by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012

Handshakes with Snakes 

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

Secretly, Chris likes handshakes with snakes because it's a nice way to bond with his friends, who enjoy secret handjobs.

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

Handshakes with Snakes by HotDawg Hallway June 16, 2016