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Charlotte, Michigan

A once-booming town whose prosperity ended in the 1940s. Was also once a Ku Klux Klan center in Michigan, but is now a hicktown with lots of scary Wal-Mart people. Close to the capital, Lansing, but separated by a tiny town called Potterville. Home of the stupid school board that replaces their awesome looking logo with a shitty ripoff of the Seahawks, and has every Friday the 13th off. The superintendent of the school district is a gnome in disguise. Highly clique-y. Church on virtually every street corner. High school mascot is the Oriole, despite the lack of orioles in Charlotte.

Population: About 10,000.

**Pronounced "Shar-LOT", not "SHAR-lit".**
Dude, don't go to Charlotte, Michigan. You'll never get out.

Carlotta 

Carlotta is the most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever get to know. But I am sorry guys, she is a win for our team 🏳️ 🌈.
Guy 1: Men, that girl is flaming hot.
Guy 2: I am sorry dude but Carlotta's girl told me she's gay.
Guy 1: Seriously dude? Men, what a shame. But good for her.
Carlotta by Gaygirl01 October 25, 2020

Charlotte 

Charlotte is an introverted girl who loves to read. She is a great writer, even though she doesn't like to write. She often uses big words that nobody knows the definition of. She also rants on about random things, and gets louder and louder and uses bigger and bigger words as she go's on. Once you get to know her, she will be one of the best people you will ever meet in your lifetime.
Person1 "Who is that girl over there reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?"

Person 2 " Oh that's Charlotte."
Charlotte by Guinea_Pig November 29, 2018

Good Charlotte Fan 

A fan of the band Good Charlotte.

There are two kinds of GC fans:

a true fan: Someone who loves(enjoys)Good Charlotte's music.

teeny bopper: Someone who only likes Good Charlotte because they think the members of the band are hott.
GCfan1:"I love Good Charlotte's music. They're my favorite band."

GCfan2:"OMG!!! Benji from Good Charlotte iz sooooooooo hawt!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gcfan1:"Go back to Justin Timberlake, you stupid teeny bopper."

charlotte p 

damn sexy bitch. totally fuckable
damn that girls hott. what a charlotte p.
charlotte p by charlotte March 31, 2005

Charlotte, Michigan

Charlotte is nice a mid-Michigan town with lots of great people... If you were blind. Charlotte is a cesspool of meth heads and wanna be gangsters. Going into Charlotte and meeting the people, you'd believe you were in a deep southern town. It's the same town that had a meth lab blow up right across from the police and fire station. Don't worry, they tore it down and turned it into a nice outdoorsy plaza. They even turned a old cemetery into a park, they couldn't even get all the body's out for some reason. Charlotte High School, is ran by an old man and a homophobic angry tattooed Mexican lady. If you live in Charlotte you either love it or are dying to get out.
I just saw some freak injecting some heroin at dean park in Charlotte, Michigan.