burched

A state of total and utter inebriation to the point where one loses complete control of their faculties, causes injury to themselves, and wakes up with no recollection of the previous day's happenings.

After work, let's go out and get burched.

burched by &e FUN July 29, 2016

bitchedry

n.

1. the practice of exploiting another human's action(s) in an argument by insisting that the action(s) were harmful, when they were in fact benevolent, unrelated, inconsequential and/or warranted.

2. referring to an instance of self-entitled grievousness, usually in an effort to feel validated in an emotion and most often practiced by shoppers, patrons, children and liberals.

3. referring to the philosophically-observed decline of social proficiency in children of the 21st century due to misplaced upbringing.

"Son, there is no argument and I will refuse to tolerate your bitchedry."

"I think my table complained to the manager about the eggs. I'll have to convince her it's just entitled bitchedry."

"It is the knowledge of when to be content and the wisdom to take advantage of the right opportunities as they come along that undermine bitchedry before it becomes a part of the living being's character."

"The bitchedry of the modern child is due to the dwindling prevalence of deterrent physical punishment."

bitchedry by zailroy June 7, 2016

birchett 

A family member that will beat the ship out of any opponent if needed or if felt.

He's a Birchett Birch- et

birchett by Birchett June 6, 2017

Birches 

A word to say instead of bitches if your parents or sensitive friends who don’t like curse words watch your Snapchat or Instagram story. The real definition is supposed to be a tree or something but ignore that

Me on my Snapchat story: Mario cart with the birches!!!

Friend: tf did you just call me

Me: a bitchhhhh

Birches by Bad birch June 29, 2018

I birthed Myself 

I birthed myself.
-Lil Tay-

I birthed myself unlike all of you betamale soybois.

I birthed Myself by yourmumgae June 6, 2018

Bobby O Bitched 

One is "Bobby O Bitched" when they are acting like they know what they are talking about, usually in politics, and they are in turn absolutely grilled slammed and served by another person who actually does know what they are talking about. Usually after being "bobby o bitched" the opponent has no choice but to admit they were wrong.

Beth: Im not gonna vote for Murray cause she lied a lil bit bout Rossi on TV.

Anders: I would never vote for Rossi, Murray all the way.

Beth: Your ignorant.

Anders: No your ignorant. I don't care if she lied. I care how she votes in congress. How she represents me with her votes. And due to the fact that I am not ignorant I go and look at Patty Murray's voting record. Because her voting record is quite frankly all that really matters. And do I like the way that she has been voting yes I do. But go ahead vote for Rossi, maybe if you get to meet him he will be truthful about whether he likes you. Let's just hope thats all you want from your elected senator.

Beth: Wow I guess your right. I just got bobby o bitched.

Bobby O Bitched by idontplay October 21, 2010

Bitched out 

The state of being so disillusioned with the idea of forming a successful relationship with a woman, that you can't be bothered even trying.

"Man. I've been getting really good vibes off (insert woman's name here) but I still feel really bitched out"

Bitched out by nick October 5, 2005