Albertisms 

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode

Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"

Albertisms by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013

Albertan

Racist assholes with the highest sense of entitlement you could imagine

"I think it's absolutely intolerant of them to tell us how to change our lives and our people. She should go back to her country and try to make her country better."
J.B.(Albertan) after defacing a portrait of Greta Thunberg.

Albertan by Never_too_late October 22, 2019

North Albertan Water Balloon

The act of re-using a condom to the point it is completely full of semen and then freezing it, and finally consuming The final product, Aka cumsicle.

Bro, Me and my girlfriend just finished making our North Albertan Water Balloon last night.

North Albertan Water Balloon by The ghini supreme November 8, 2019

Albertina 

A brown haired and brown eyed girl who is a wanna-be.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.

Fuck! Albertina's making up rumors again!
Wow she's such a bitch!

Albertina by carma's a bitch June 10, 2010

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

Albertan Hob Goblin by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

Albertican 

A citizen in the city of Albertica, which is ruled by platypi. Alberticans are purple and Ninja in origin.

Alberticans have been ruled by the Jell-O fist of their counsel for eons!

Albertican by Albertican Counsel Member January 16, 2010

albertino 

A bleachy dude who likes cheese and thinks he's sexy.

Damn, are you bleach because I would definitely drink you up, Albertino!

albertino by joshisnotdun November 29, 2016