1 definition by jekkie bates

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin
Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro
by jekkie bates October 9, 2007
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