douche cowboy 

Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.

Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.

Answers to the follows calls:

"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"

"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"

"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."

"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."

"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!

douche cowboy by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017

Dongin 

dong-in(ˈdɔŋɪŋ) -

verb

1. The act of sexual intercourse with a abnormally large dong. To sexually engage with a penile member of above average proportions, without being overly painful.

2. Extensive sexual intercourse

dong shlong penis shweener gaping stretched split stuffin climbingwalls dongin donging

Dongin by DrPattyCakes February 11, 2017

Don't judge before you know 

This is something most people should learn. Stop judging and saying what people are and aren't if you don't know them, if you don't live their lives. Only them know the reality.

Person 1: Look at this fool, he look like a buster!
Person 2: Maan, don't judge before you know

Don't judge before you know by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020

Dog-Ass-Playa

Dog-Ass-Playa
Is a man who refuses to get used by a Gold-digga.
Treating a money hungry woman with Little or no respect.

Dude: How are you doing today?
Chick: I could be doing better if you give me some money,
Dude: See you are always asking for money; that’s why I act like a
Dog-Ass-Playa.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

Dog-Ass-Playa by MillYentei DYSlick August 3, 2020

Doktor Skipper 

Commentary YouTuber

Low-key, I thought Doktor Skipper was a real bird.

Doktor Skipper by KRJ_YT May 14, 2021

Vegan Doof 

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

Vegan Doof by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

Road Dome 

When you get ya shlong sucked in an automobile

Yo, i got that road dome from Gianna last week.

Road Dome by Yamothasclam November 22, 2018