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Sunflower Sour Tower 

This particular manuever, founded back in the summer of 2006 originated in Southeast Kansas, known as the sunflower state. It involves at least three females and as many males as possible. The group needs to be in a large room where there is sufficient room for all persons to be involed in a massive sex orgy. All the bitches (girls, that is, not weak men) involved lay on top of one another in a parallel manner. When correctly assuming the positions, as the tower ascends, for safety's sake the weight of the female should decline (meaning fatties on bottom, anorexics toward the top), and the vaginas should be perfectly alined. Then, all of the people with cocks lick up and down the Sunflower Sour Tower created by the vaginas of nasty ladies.
So, I was at this swinger party in Eureka, Ks, and Fred hollered out from the pile of naked bodies, "Let's make a Sunflower Sour Tower. I feel like getting some herpes on my face."
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Be very much interested in sour foods, drinks, candies, and fruits.

Origin: I believe we can coin this idiom as a counterpart for" have a sweet tooth" to denote a tendency towards sour tastes.
Eg: I'm not into sugary drinks. You know, I have a sour tooth. I think I'm gonna try Margarita or Mimosa.

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Person 1: "You're SUCH a dirt wag!!"
Person 2: "No I'm not! Go and fly, you SOUR banana!"

hang sour 

When you are required to be off your phone and physically present, typically against your will.
"I can't be on my phone, my parents are making me hang sour tonight."
hang sour by John Creasy June 24, 2023

Baldy Sour

"Look at that, that man sure has a baldy sour !"
Baldy Sour by Sluggo83 January 28, 2010