broom-monkey 

An offensive term for a janitor.

Even if it's not my job, I still take on the responsibilities of the broom-monkey because my company doesn't have a janitor.

broom-monkey by Uncle Dimma January 30, 2015

leaf monkey 

Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.

Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.

Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"

leaf monkey by leafmonkea March 22, 2019

Father mocker 

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.

Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.

Father mocker by Jeremykl August 29, 2009

Arctic Monkeys

A indie rock band, known for their 2013 album AM, & songs like “Do I wanna know? & “Why’d you only call me when your high?”

a great band you should really listen to ;)

person 1: hey! whatcu listening to?
person 2: a cool little rock band called Arctic Monkeys, you should give them a listen!
person 1: i may have heard of them before, arent one of their songs “do i wanna know?”
person 2: yeah! but they have some other great hits also!!

Arctic Monkeys by morganxadams February 20, 2020

Hose Monkey 

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.

Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?

Hose Monkey by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010

Monkey Task 

Part of your job that is a total waste of time and could easily be performed by a monkey instead of a human.

You read for lunch yet?
No, I have to finish my monkey task first.

Monkey Task by Office Space December 18, 2003

CAD monkey

Somebody who has gone through years of difficult and strenuous education in engineering, architecture, or a similar field only to wind up with a mindless and repetitive job where they do one task on a computer drafting program over and over again.

See: tool.

My cousin Curtis talked up the benefits of going into engineering, and now spends 12 hours a day sitting at a computer using a software program to draft diagrams of screws for heavy machinery. He is a CAD monkey.

CAD monkey by sawthewritingonthewallandran July 19, 2009