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plain old fashioned bullshit

Lying, cheating, stealing, bluffing, etc, in an obvious yet difficult to defeat manner. Usually everyone is aware of this type of bullshit when it occurs, but cannot stop it due to the fact that people using it usually are in a position of power, ie managers, marketing reps, etc.

This is opposed to the new type of bullshit which is much more common these days, in which one tries to be as low key and stealthy as possible.
John, your reason for hiring your brother was some plain old fashioned bullshit and you know it.
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the old fashioned way 

talking on a home phone
sending mail
reading books
example 1: my cellphones broken, looks like i'll have to do it the old fashioned way and call her on the telephone

example 2: my internets down, looks like i'll have to do it the old fashioned way and mail it

example 3: google is down for maintence looks like i'll have to do things the old fashioned way and look it up in a book

super fashionable party shirt

A button-through shirt with a tropical themed print for use in party environments or any other situation where impressing the ladies is key (also referred to as a hawaiian shirt).
Proper usage of these shirts stipulates a maximum of 2 non-consecutive buttons (and neither the top nor bottom) can be fastened.
"Oh my God Becky, did you see that guy in the super fashionable party shirt covered in flamingos and palm trees? I totally want him in me! By the way, did you know there are more fake flamingos in gardens than there are real ones in the wild?"

The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.
Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

fashioncore

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE WORD "SCENE"
the word fashioncore has been reversed and turned into something very negative. Fasioncore was orginally started as a joke between some Eighteen Vision merch guys who wore shirts that said fashioncore, as a joke. but then turned into something else, something for the hardcore kids that didnt like the current style, and wanted to look like rockstars instead of the average hardcore kid. it has nothing to do with wearing any certain type of clothing or having some certain hair cut. it just had to do with what kids wanting to dress like "rockstars" or dressing in "Nice" looking clothes. but now-a-days people think dressing in a pink t-shirt, wearing girl jeans, and having multi colored hair is fashioncore, that is considered "scene". a scene is wear everyone looks alike witch is what the hardcore has turned into.
The Chariot, Eighteen visions, Every time i die
fashioncore by FxC January 14, 2005
1. n: German; a week of partying leading up to Mardi Gras. Anything goes this week.
During Fashing I went to 18 parties, was hung over six days, and had 248 alcoholic drinks.
Fashing by rentastrawberry October 26, 2004

Good old fashioned American fun

To have sex. Ususally is restricted to missionary position.
Christina, tonight you and me are going to have some good old fashioned American fun.