Hammered Shit Steak 

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

Hammered Shit Steak by William J J T October 30, 2010

hamster fart 

Random dumb compliment a guy says to his girlfriend when he's awkwardly ran out of cute witty pet names to call her or things to say to her.

Ethan: "hey pumpkin!"

Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)

Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"

Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"

Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"

Kristin: "???"

hamster fart by Ethan Banana. November 23, 2013

Hamster 

Slang used by people who identify as or experience the following... non-able bodied, long term/chronic illness, having mobility issues, disabled, differently abled etc etc

Refers to people who are able-bodied

Intended use: to counter ableist culture/ableism.

I went to gym yesterday, it was full of hamsters.

Hamster by one of the people in the world September 19, 2016

Hamster crammer 

A homosexual male or one who appears to be. Usually clad in lipstick and work in Sephoras all over the country.

I went to Sephora to buy my girlfriend some mascara and this hamster crammer was trying to sell me some lip gloss.

Hamster crammer by Klaps December 26, 2010

hamster 

Not yet a puma, and far removed from Cougar status, a hamster is an underage girl who dresses, acts, and parties like she's 23. Deceptively cute and dangerously crafty, these little critters seem like a good idea...until you bring one home.

"Poor Lawrence Taylor...the hamster strikes again."

hamster by Revalus Bor May 18, 2010

Dværg-hamster 

Dværg-hamster: besides being a small rodent its a word used to break uncomfortable silences or conversations that are becomming increasingly weird.

the background story is as follows: 2 friends were having a conversation late at night. about halfway through the conversation both were drifting between awakeness and sleep - at which point there was longer and longer between each reply - suddenly one of them burst out : Dværg-hamster!
the other become completely awake puzzled by the comment which made absolutely no sense to the discussion.
(turns out he was dreaming about a hamster who was delivered to a circus, all the other animals teased it and teased it. one day the hamster went nuts and killed and ate every single animal in the circus - starting with the elephant - and it then had to perform all the other animals shows.. which was a bit awkward)

Dværg-hamster by Sleep_M July 12, 2006

Ugly Hamster

A defamatory phrase used by one guido to insult another about their looks and general uncleanliness

The Situation(to Angela): Shut up you ugly hamster
Angela: Cries

Ugly Hamster by Matt_In_A_Hat November 5, 2010