Zorch Cannon
when someone is talking but isnt really saying much: when someone sucks the fart out of ones but and talks afterward
Zorch Cannon by MAC117 October 1, 2009
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the zorch plunge
make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
the zorch plunge by dan September 28, 2003
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Tear My Zorch
When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.
Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
Tear My Zorch by Joe-Joeeee January 10, 2023
SPŠE Zochova
SPŠE Zochova by HungariananInTrousers July 9, 2021