An expression of exasperation and disgust when a person is divulging personal details of his sex life, toilet habits, or anything the listener finds disgusting, uninteresting, and unwelcome.
"I'm still datingSusie, but her vagina has a foul odor. Still we made love three times last night, and once I let her go on top."
"Too much information!"
description of a situation that has been stripped of the necessary socialpadding; description of a situation which is too honest or hits too close to home.
1) "My parents were talking about their sex life again--it was too real."
2) "Is it too real if I tell my crush I think we are soulmates?"
3) "9/11 jokes? Too real, man!"
Anyone who doesn't fit in the definition of "cool" because they'd prefer education over what's popular. Made popular by P!nk's song "Raise Your Glass."
-Why didn't ya'll come to Kyle's party last night?
-We were studying. We'll have a party on the weekend. Yea, we're too school for cool.