Swined 

having the swine flu.

dude i got swined

Swined by bythumb May 11, 2009

Swineday 

It's like a snowday for students, but instead of snow causing the canceling of educational facilities, its swine flu. Can refer to any closing due to the H1N1 virus.

We had a Swineday today because 20% of the kids had swine flu.

Swineday by Anibrolo October 26, 2009

swined 

Having been wronged in some way. Not necessarily obtaining the swine influenza (flu) virus originating in Mexico on April 2009.

Jeff has his wallet stolen. Steve tells Jeff "You've been swined dude".

swined by xejorax April 30, 2009

spained 

To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.

"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"

spained by spainee April 28, 2005

stained taint 

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

stained taint by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016

Stained Glass 

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

Stained Glass by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

titty stained 

The phrase "titty stained" is a close synonym to the phrase "pussy whipped" but refers more specifically to emotional dependency. Basically you have been sucking too hard for too long.

Bro 1: Where the fuck is Brad? I haven't seen him in like 6 weeks.

Bro 2: Oh dude he's probably crying to his girlfriend somewhere. He's so fucking titty stained. Don't expect to see him around.

titty stained by cliftoncincygirl August 30, 2013