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Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.
The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.
Squinch by Phuqit November 11, 2006

Squatcher 

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids
I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher
Squatcher by dw6245 December 19, 2009
Closing of the anal sphincter to pinch off a poo
Oi mate, where's the loo? I need to squinch a woggle?
Squinch by Squinchywoggles October 9, 2021

Squatchcock 

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty
Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.
That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.
Squinch a grimpy by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

squanching 

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!
I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum
squanching by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018