Cum Snorting Sea Dragon 

Derogitory Term used to descrbe a super bitchy middle aged female, who is obviously a dragon (also known as a women who don't get some) and from years of not being slayed has developed an uncanny way to piss people off in all aspects of life.

"Dude my Science Teacher is such a Cum Snorting Sea Dragon!"

Cum Snorting Sea Dragon by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

smorfing 

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.

Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.

smorfing by Revchu March 24, 2004

concious snoring 

heavy breathing and deep nasal sounds coming from a slightly overweight pot smoking male.

Hey i think tawd is sleeping. No he cant be because his eyes are open. he must be concious snoring.

concious snoring by snoreface October 31, 2007

smorfing 

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

smorfing by Human Overth February 21, 2010

snurfing 

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

snurfing by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

Snarfing 

The act of eating out anothers butthole in a pig like manner, while Thundercats is playing in the backround, and every time the character Snarf comes into the scene, you say "Snaaaaarf" and resume eating out.

Oh your so good at snarfing.

Snarfing by Rick Fightmaster November 29, 2010

snortingly 

Adjective. Amusing with a tinge of irony, indignation, derision, or incredulity; contemptuous mockery expressed by suddenly expelling breath through the nostrils, often accompanied by an eye-roll and feigned smile/bared teeth.

"It was snortingly funny that the road rager who cut me off had a 'namaste' bumper sticker."

snortingly by Auntie's Helmet October 3, 2013