scrooge dumped 

When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.

Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.

Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)

scrooge dumped by Robyn Bankx December 14, 2010

Scrooge-Ass-Bitch 

A cunt/asshole who HATES Christmas or tries to ruin it any chance they get.

Fred: Fuck Christmas, the holiday is worthless.
Niall: Don't be a Scrooge-Ass-Bitch

Scrooge-Ass-Bitch by Voldemario December 20, 2014

Scroogled 

Getting rejected in a Google interview, ( a software engineering interview, not for hipster positions such as HR or Marketing). Basically means being asked tough ass algorithmic questions and not being able to answer one or more of these questions and getting rejected by Google as a result.

Me: Hey, I had my Google interviews last week.
Friend: Woah. Did the results come in?
Me: Yeah, I got scroogled.
Friend: Aww that's too bad. Don't let it get to you.
Me: Yeah, for sure man. Just lost a $100,000 job with some crazy perks. No biggie.
Friend: Let's do PizzaBoozeTelly?
Me: Yeah, PizzaBoozeTelly.

Scroogled by burtWrapper April 28, 2015

Scroogled 

A stupid campaign made by Microsoft to bash Gmail about how they tailor it's ads based on keywords from the email. They also started a website and a petition about it.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard your dog died, but Google offered me some pet coupons. "

Guy 2: "You've just been Scroogled."

Scroogled by TopTopLel February 21, 2013

scroogled 

What happens to users who use Google services due to revelation of collaboration with the NSA. The collaboration is so deep, Google isn't even allowed to discuss their level of involvement. Unrelated to Microsoft marketing campaign. Related: microshafted

I was reading a news story that I found while searching on Google. Turns out I'm scroogled because the NSA has my search history.

scroogled by dipiddy August 26, 2013

scrooge mcduck 

It is when you are recieving oral sex from a female, and you take a pocket full of change(preferably gold dollas) and throw it in her face. Like a ballah.

Imma scrooge mcduck your girlfriend.

scrooge mcduck by slimwafflestien October 8, 2006

scrooge 

To slam a being against a hard wall, pull down their pants as well as yours, get behind them in a comfortable upright position, and repeatedly stick your penis in and out of their anus.

To use strength and agility to force a man, woman, or toddler upon an elevated surface and to wiggle your way into their asshole.

Harry Johnson: Ahhh dude i can't walk, some child scrooged the shit out of me!!!



Steve: Ow!!

Brad: what happened man?

Steve: yesterday billy tossed me onto a desk and scrooged me until i blacked out


Fujimora: Herro is anybody here.

Creeper: I'm here Fujimora, im here.

Fujimora: Who say that?

Creeper: I say that Fujimora, i say that. Now get on the wall and pull down your pants, it's scrooging time.

scrooge by scroogemaster February 19, 2009